Hello,You've reached the offices of Mortimer Adelstein, Malachy Rosenblatt, Harvey Finkelman-Shapirostein, and Abraham Steinman-Hauffer-Millerschteen.
We are OF COURSE a law firm.
All of us have our CPAs, too.
Please note that for the entire month of September we will be closed in observance of Rosh Hashanah.
Also, if you are looking to file suit against:
1) The Carnegie Deli
2) Stage Deli
3) anywehere they serve Halvah
4) Manhattan Bagel
5) Corky & Lenny's
5) Davis Bakeryplease hang up. We cannot assist you.
If you are looking to file suit against:
1) Germany
2) Mel Gibson
3) Jesus Christ
You are in the right place. Also, we are currently seeking matches for our daughters. The criteria:
1) your'e family's net worth must exceed $2,500,000.
2) you must work for Goldman Sachs
3) You must delete your JDate profile
Yes, I didn't mention you HAVE TO BE JEWISH, THAT'S A NO FUCKING BRAINER!! Oy!
*As with the Indian wedding a few posts back, the above is all in good fun.
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