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-Currently, I run an undercover drug ring out of my apartment in Manhattan. I employ 8-year-old illegal Mexican immigrant children to aid me in the aforementioned ring; their salary is 5 cents/day. I've also dabbled in directing adult films - and was actually awarded a "woody" (the equivalent of an Oscar for a major motion picture).
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